Calendars

Includes: illustration of position, hilarious name of position, a difficulty rating, and a list of any props needed.

The perennially popular Emily the Strange and her posse of black cats are back for another year of mood and mystery. Featuring all new Emily artwork for each month.

Airplane Blonde. Intercorpse. Prostitot.

Queef. Rainbow Kiss. There's a big world of obscenity out there - and readers will explore every profane nook and cranny in "The Big Black Calendar of Very Dirty Words 2012 Daily Calendar".

We're talking about daily insults, obscenities, and vulgarities raw enough to make even the most unflappable linguist blush. Forget grammar school swearing; this is advanced cursing for the most discerning dirty mouths! From the colorful - geequals, manscape, prairie dog - to the crude - giraffe, Roman shower, vagitarian - this foul calendar of bad language will have readers dissing douchebags with doolally style every day of the friggin' year!

Ethereal and vibrant, butterflies are endlessly fascinating to watch. Their remarkable transformations, brief lives and unrivaled colors capture the human imagination. Their delicate wings and dazzling patterns have been immortalized in art, from ancient Egyptian tombs to the finest decorative glass.